Ya know, Osama Bin Laden is shitty. I mean really really shitty!

We've all seen shitty things before, Befouled Toilets, Festering Boils, Motorcycle Cops, Dawson's Creek... but Osama Bin Laden takes shitty to a new level. Not even feces itself is as shitty as Osama Bin Laden .

I guess if you're going to be something, you may as well be the best. And when it comes to being shitty, Osama Bin Laden has cornered the market. If there was a nobel prize for shittyness, Osama Bin Laden would clean up every time. I could go on, but it's getting stinky in here.

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